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Plastic Bottle Boat
A man in San Francisco is making a boat out of plastic bottles, and he hopes to sail it to Australia. We'd like to wish him a "bon voyage" with this parody of "The Love Boat Theme".
American Janitor Auditions
Recently in Ohio, a job listing for a school janitor had over 700 applicants. That many hopefuls sounds more like an audition for American Idol! We have three examples: Emptying garbage, cleaning up after a sick Kindergartner, and scrubbing a sink.
Chuggie
Here's a product from the makers of "The Snuggie" perfect for any drunk.
Barack Obama 3/10/2009
President Barack Obama will join us on the phone. This week, inspired by the movie "Watchmen," he's unveiling plans to put Costumed Cabinet Members in his administration.
Martha Stewart's Dog Blows UP
One of Martha Stewart's Chows, Genghis Kahn, was tragically killed in an explosion at a dog kennel. The Frank and Tracy microphones were there.
Stem Cells President Obama is going to allow federal funding of embryonic stem cell research. We put together this parody of the B52's hit to celebrate.
Blog Only Joke of The Day: Sign of the times: an Ohio school has received 700 job applications for a single janitorial job. Punchline: Seven hundred applications? Who am I fooling? With that many applicants they probably never even looked at my resume.
